Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every inch of the action.
- Forget that lame stuff you’ve been seeing.
- This where the real fun is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming night.
You're not demanding. We’re just telling you the reality.
dudes: Please Get down with me This chick Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Waste around with BS, just Get in there already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! Those Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys crank Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a epic adventure. more info
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.